My patients wearing on my patience.

Hi blogworld! Hi Amy O! I know, I know I haven't posted on here in awhile. Whatevs.
I am at work...working a night shift...three night shifts in a row. It is 03:45AM and I am delirious. Actually not really, I am rather happy and content that I only have four more hours to go! I have six days off after tonight. Wahoo!
So I feel like I should say a million things because so much has happened in the last month, but I'll just say this...I am seriously happy. Thank you.
Okay so I have had the most hilarious most frustrating patient for the last three days. He is a "simple minded" man. When I say simple I mean basically an eight-year-old boy trapped in a large man's body, and when I say an eight-year-old trapped in a large man's body I mean Lenny from Steinbeck's "Of Mice and Men". He says anything that comes to his mind. He is slightly paranoid. He does not follow directions. I have been very patient with him somehow...I don't know how.
I wish I could tell you all the hilarious things that have happened with him...but alas I can't...patient confidentiality.
I cannot wait to go home and sleep.
I cannot wait for the animal party on Saturday....I hope it goes okay.